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Holden Caulfield:
Hey I just met you
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Holden Caulfield:
and this is crazy
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Holden Caulfield:
but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
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Holden Caulfield:
so don't even call me, you're a phony
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Well, this is awkward.
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doctorwho:
Seeing the TARDIS everywhere
The first symptom of Whovianus Obsessus. The disease has already claimed thousands.
raeda-in-fossam:
Someone posted this picture on Facebook
And I thought “I DIDN’T KNOW HE LIKED DOCTOR WHO!!”
that’s a fucking pack of gum.
I have a problem.
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theclearlydope:
Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
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cammy06:
at least i love cats
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nasty-otter:
it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON
true true
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